Unknown Seas Inventory
Trading
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
63. Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
Bug Hunting Net: an object resembling a quite large butterfly net. Quite a refreshingly straightforward tool.
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
Bloodied Host Outfit - A flashy outfit for men. It'd be fashionable if it wasn't for the blood on the front and the jagged slash in the chest area.
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.
Porthos: A stuffed animal of a black rabbit-like monster.
65. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
04. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
18. Bucket of Bricks - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
56. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… various robots? Sorry, Data and Shard.
37. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
66. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing!
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
12. Nisse - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
Keeping
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
66. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
65. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
60. “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts! (x2)
16. Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other! (x2)
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
Parker the Vaporeon: A Vaporeon with slight stripe patterns. Surprisingly vicious despite his small size, and very quick to pounce and bite someone he thinks is an enemy.
06. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
One Single Strabby: A...well there’s no sugarcoating it, this is a strawberry with googly eyes – and it’s alive, to boot. Seems to be pretty skittish! Comes with a printed note on a business card that says “DO NOT EAT”
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
Former
House-Shaped Capsule - A small container with a strange drawing inside. Holding the capsule will cause various voices to warble in your ear, though you can only make out snatches of conversation. (Returned to Constantine)
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing. (Traded to Constantine)
22. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! (Fed to kraken)
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! (Drank)
41. Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing! (Eaten by Parker)
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
63. Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
Bug Hunting Net: an object resembling a quite large butterfly net. Quite a refreshingly straightforward tool.
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
24. Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
01. Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
10. Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
Bloodied Host Outfit - A flashy outfit for men. It'd be fashionable if it wasn't for the blood on the front and the jagged slash in the chest area.
05. Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
29. Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
03. Donut - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food.
Porthos: A stuffed animal of a black rabbit-like monster.
65. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
27. 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
45. I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it.
21. Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
04. Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
19. Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
18. Bucket of Bricks - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
15. Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time.
56. Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… various robots? Sorry, Data and Shard.
37. Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
48. Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
66. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
40. Distinguished Dress - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
43. Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors.
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
47. Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing!
36. Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
12. Nisse - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
55. Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
Keeping
32. Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
11. Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
09. Scarf - An incredibly comfortable scarf, if you don’t mind the dull brown color.
66. At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
65. Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
60. “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts! (x2)
16. Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other! (x2)
07. Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
14. Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
68. Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
20. Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
Parker the Vaporeon: A Vaporeon with slight stripe patterns. Surprisingly vicious despite his small size, and very quick to pounce and bite someone he thinks is an enemy.
06. Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know?
One Single Strabby: A...well there’s no sugarcoating it, this is a strawberry with googly eyes – and it’s alive, to boot. Seems to be pretty skittish! Comes with a printed note on a business card that says “DO NOT EAT”
35. Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
Former
House-Shaped Capsule - A small container with a strange drawing inside. Holding the capsule will cause various voices to warble in your ear, though you can only make out snatches of conversation. (Returned to Constantine)
61. “Social Distancing Device” - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing. (Traded to Constantine)
22. Live Bait - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! (Fed to kraken)
08. Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! (Drank)
41. Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing! (Eaten by Parker)